The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of memek a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept porn awake all night by a woman in a nearby room memek screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled bokeh her eyes and bokeh declared bokeh the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokeh sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh crot a fragile male bokep ego, memek she’s crot far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan bokeh than shriek like the rabid porn super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy bokeh for memek bokeh other tasks in memek hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of memek Central Lancashire. They declared that crot erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot that women were prone to crot what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokep (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move crot on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex porn education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
bokeh Well, bokeh only if you want porn to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation bokeh bokeh of bokeh our nearest primate cousins – was porn to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to memek advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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