The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that crot I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ bokeh crot (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her crot eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific porn sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the bokeh greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine crot intimacy. And memek when a woman is bokeh genuinely bokeh aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is crot not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek crot she’s far crot more likely to gently sigh and %anchor_text% moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner porn feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University crot of Central Lancashire. They declared crot that erotic decibels porn were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the porn greater the chance crot the orgasm is crot being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying bokep this, porn porn but can crot you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile bokep and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I crot can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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