The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve memek long bokeh been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a crot woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I bokep mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot porn caterwauling) to crot the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from memek the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokep and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the bokep greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s bokeh far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to bokep faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that bokep women were prone to what they described as crot ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new memek study confirms the louder bokep the porn cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As crot a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their memek book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby crot males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a bokep sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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