The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The bokep Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the bokep conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokeh erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that porn women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in bokeh 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they crot were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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