The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by bokeh the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly porn that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I crot mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.
bokep Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being porn faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s crot sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when memek a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her porn partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my memek Parisian hotel.
In bokep my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was memek generally bokep on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make bokep their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex bokeh education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned porn out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – bokeh based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a bokeh sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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