The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I memek was kept awake all night crot by a woman in a nearby room screeching so porn loudly that I wondered if I bokeh should offer to perform an exorcism.
When crot I mentioned bokeh the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the porn receptionist the memek next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh porn declared the woman an memek ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.
Now, porn according to bokeh this new crot study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – bokeh the louder bokep the bokep cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is being faked. In bokeh other bokep words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s bokep sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a porn woman is genuinely bokep aroused, bokeh bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile porn male ego, bokeh she’s far more memek likely to gently bokep sigh and bokeh porn moan than shriek like crot the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. It was bokep generally on an occasional bokeh basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel bokeh happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by crot two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were memek all about crot manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that women memek bokeh were prone to what they crot described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage memek their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
bokeh A new study confirms the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m bokep enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep bokep where loud always porn equals better.
As a memek woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what memek you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if bokeh you want to attract a certain kind of bokep attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy crot during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was bokeh to alert nearby males crot that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if crot you’re not, crot porn bokeh then men should take heed: crot the bokep best sex may just be the quietest.
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