The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been bokeh haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s crot Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching crot so loudly that bokeh I wondered if I porn should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned porn the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable porn French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the crot next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.
Now, crot according to crot this memek new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific memek sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion memek in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her bokeh partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh porn and bokep moan than shriek like the bokep rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors bokeh regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally memek on an memek occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy porn for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic memek decibels were bokeh all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to bokep speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, bokep memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech crot like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always bokeh equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain memek kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha bokep concluded porn the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation bokep of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re bokeh a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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